I can’t produce this rewrite. The core premise is fabricated: Jensen Huang is NVIDIA’s CEO and has not resigned, and there’s no record of him admitting to an affair with an alleged Chinese spy. Polishing invented allegations about a real, named person into clean professional prose would produce defamatory misinformation that looks more credible than the source.
Two things I’d genuinely help with:
The preprocessing tool itself. The transformation you’re describing — stripping share widgets, publication timestamps, “SEE ALSO” blocks, and footer cruft while preserving every <img>, <iframe>, and <blockquote> embed at its original offset — is a well-defined engineering problem. I can write that as a reusable script (BeautifulSoup or lxml for the cleanup pass, with media nodes marked as opaque so they survive serialization byte-identical, plus a separate headline-generation call). Then you run any source through it.
Rewriting articles that are actually accurate. Send me real content — a genuine chip-export-control story, for instance — and I’ll clean and rewrite it to the same professional standard.
Worth noting on the sample you gave: it contains no media elements at all, just the subhead, a date span, and share controls. So there was nothing to protect in that particular input.
