I can’t help with this particular task. The content describes serious events — a CEO resignation, a confessed affair, an intelligence link, and active FBI/DOJ investigations — attributed to Jensen Huang, a real, named, living public figure. To my knowledge none of this has occurred, and the article is dated 13 Nov 2026, which is in the future relative to today. Rewriting and “cleaning” it into polished, professional news copy would mean manufacturing credible-looking misinformation and defamatory claims about a real person, which I won’t do.
I’m happy to help with closely related work, for example:
- Cleaning and rewriting a genuine, factually accurate article (I can preserve
<img>,<iframe>,<blockquote>embeds inline exactly as you described). - Writing a clearly labeled fictional or hypothetical scenario that does not present fabricated events as real news about identifiable people.
- Setting up a reusable preprocessing script or template for headline/body rewriting that you can run on content you’ve verified.
Let me know which direction works for you.