Truman’s Satirical Midterm Strategy Fails in SNL Opening Segment
On Saturday Night Live, Republican operatives struggled to secure a viable candidate to galvanize voter turnout one month before the midterms, auditioning Marco Rubio, JD Vance, Mitch McConnell, Pete Hegseth and, finally, Donald Trump. None of them succeeded.
Rubio (Marcello Hernandez), in an effort to appeal to Hispanic voters skeptical of the previous administration, delivers a message in Spanish: “Oh my God, he tricked us! And he tricked me too!”
Vance (Jeremy Culhane) then steps into the room with confidence and faces a GOP consultant (Andrew Dismukes) who snubs him: “Mr. Vice President, could you go in the hall and get the next person?”
Vance introduces Wheelchair-bound McConnell (Mikey Day), who sits with a frozen expression. After struggling, he raises a peace sign and, when prompted to deliver his line, responds hoarsely: “Live from New York, it’s Sat— ”
However, the wrong line is intended. Consultant Ashley Padilla (Chelsi Gehman) corrects him as Vance physically pushes him offstage.
The vice president subsequently seeks his own opportunity to address disillusioned voters, executing only four words.
“Hi, I’m JD Vance,” is all he manages to produce before being interrupted, mocked as a “superstar,” and ordered to leave.
Next, Pete Hegseth (Colin Jost) takes the stage, sipping a non‑alcoholic beverage.
“Listen up you patriots: I need you to do the gayest thing ever and vote,” he begins, boasting about a recent press conference in which he recounted sloganeering about having “no fatties, no transees, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals” among military personnel. “And we’re religious now. Yeah, I’m putting ‘God’ back in war and it’s working. Our soldiers are praying a lot more than they used to. I’m always hearing them say, ‘Dear God, why?’”
“In conclusion, vote—I guess?” he concludes. “And remember, if you’re stationed overseas, you can still vote by mail. And that’s the only ‘bi male’ I’m cool with.”
While GOP operatives express satisfaction with Hegseth’s delivery, another candidate enters the fray: Donald Trump.
“I’m President Trump and I approve this ramble,” he declares, claiming the nation is already losing votes. “But not for long, because I have a solution,” referring to his reportedly lavish guarantee of $5,000 per person if the GOP secures both chambers of Congress. “And that is not a bribe because I have no intention of following through on that promise.”
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